Surveys + me = this
Do you do drugs?/ Do you want to?
No. And no. Drugs stink. I've seen too many people get on them and then try for years to get off..who still aren't off of them even though they want to be. It's sad and pathetic, and I'm not goin' out like that.
Do you believe in a god/gods?
I do. I believe in God, the christian God. I believe in 1 God, manifested in flesh as Jesus Christ, who always has been and always will be; all powerful, all knowing, almighty; my savior, my redeemer, my provider, my shelter, and my strength. I don't see how I can't believe in Him. I've seen to much done by Him. He's given me my son and allowed me to return to Him, and He's forgiven all my past sins. Yes, I do believe in God - because He first believed in me.
Have you ever used an online dating service?
Haha no.
Do you smoke?/Do you want to?
No way. It's gross.
Are you afraid of clowns or any other carnival creatures?
I'm afraid of heights. And needles anywhere that's NOT my shoulder. But clowns? No.
Do you like watching random stuff burn?
I looked up Masochistic Tickle Me elmo. I do not like to watch random things burn. It's boring.
Are you a virgin?
Oh lord. A technical virgin. My mouth isn’t if that truly counts. I’d like to say I had the full experience before I say “Nope. Not a virgin” though. :| What does THAT mean?? And. No, I'm not. Married, with a kid - I'd say no.
If not, how many people have you laid? If yes, do you want to stay a virgin?
Just one. My wife. The only person I've ever been with. 
Do you consider yourself to hold a certain amount of intelligence?
Who doesn’t? For that reason this is sort of a stupid question. People are egocentric creatures and I’ll be [damned] if I don’t consider myself ‘people’. <-- my thoughts exactly. Minus one word.
Do you consider yourself to be any hotter than some of your friends?
Nah, I'm fat.
Have you ever had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Um, no.
What's the worst gift you've ever gotten for Christmas?
I dunno. don't remember my presents, only the fact that my family loves me. Or pretends to, at least. And that's good enough for me 
Do you like to brag?
Yes. But I try not to.
Do you have a problem with gay people?
No. I have a problem with homosexuality as a lifestyle, but not the people that choose it.
Have you answered truthfully to every question?
Why wouldn't I? What reason do I have not to? And, if I didn't, I sure wouldn't tell you. lol.
If yes, do you intend to keep going with the honesty now?
Of course...what kinda silly question is this?
Great! Lets say that's a yes and keep going!
... okay
What did you dress up as last Halloween?
I didn't. I don't do much on Halloween..maybe go to a haunted [insert place here]. but that's it.
Do you have nice [rear end] - your personal opinion?
Nah. It's average.
Do you let your mom decide what you wear?
Um, no.
What's your curfew/bedtime?
None.
Please tell me you don't need a curfew:
Why? I do have a job, you know.
What's the craziest dream you've ever had?
Somethin with aliens, my dad throwing my vrother at them..the aliens eating them and then the aliens taking off their costumes..and it's my dad and my cousin. I know. I didn't get it either. I have two dads? Who knows.
Do you talk to your parents about your sex life?
Sometimes..not really.
Do you... Like.. Do you have one at all?
Yeah.
I hope so for you. I want good things for you:
Okay.
What brand is your favorite pair of shoes?
The ones I have on now.
How do you want to die?
In a blaze of glory. Ideally, fighting off 1,000 demons/bad guys. Killing them all. Then tripping on a rock, hitting my head on a tree root, going unconscious until I bleed to death (from my 1,00 demon battle wounds)...in my sleep. you only need to read the underlined part
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Taking over the world. Being president. Or in a nice house, with my wife and kid..just accepting the blessings I'm given and giving back to God. I can't choose which one.......
Do you like your privacy?
Sure. I'm not a freak about it though.
If you do. Why the hell are you taking this survey?
n/a
According to you, what's your biggest flaw?
I don't have any flaws. 
Are you superficial?
superficial(adj):
1. being at, on, or near the surface
2. of or pertaining to the surface
3. external or outward
Um. I am on the surface of the earth...everywhere I go is on the surface of the earth..and my skin does show outwardly..so..I suppose so.
Have you ever had a celebrity crush? If yes, who?
Scarlett Johanssen. Jessica Biel. Emma Watson (is hottttttttttt) [see how I added more t's? that's because she's super hot]
Do you like to dance like no one's watching?
no.
Do you consider yourself to be computer geek?
somewhat..ish.
Do you watch soap-operas?
Only if 24, Lost, and Friends count as soap operas.
Just a boring question; What's the time?
You're right, it is a boring question.
Really? I'm seriously sleepy.
Ok.
So.. Ever been naked infront of your secret crush?
Refer to question "Are you a virgin?" please.
Do you have many friends?
Eh, sure?
Do you like superman?
sure. I like Smallville better.
Should weed be legalized?
Nah. First weed, then everything else..eventually.
What kind of parties do you usually go to?
none.
Do you have your license?
Yes.
What are your thoughts on your country?
I love my country.
Tell me about someone you definitely do not like?
Obama. Socialist (perhaps communist?), and naive.
Seriously?
...
Do you have a fetish? If yes, what is it?
Nah. Just my wife. (I guess that would be a yes, then..?)
Geeze dude, I think you need help with that.
Um, okay.
Do you like to go for walks?
When my son is fussy, he likes taking walks in the stroller.
What do you miss about your ex?
I don't.
Do you spread rumours easily?
I don't spread rumors at all.
What's the worst rumour you've ever started?
See above.
If you could do anything right now, what would it be?
Go to college. for free. OR let someone give me a nice, big company (like wal-mart, maybe).
Do you polish your nails?
I'm a guy, and i'm not gay. So. No.
Are you secretly a fan of Britney Spears?
Haha no.
One word to describe your current life?
Learning.
Would you ever kill someone?
If they tried to harm me or my family: without a moment's hesitation.
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ryc: well the didn't say anything to my grandma at all beside the funeral stuff. lol.
I like gabbing about myself and procrastinating. So it's either surveys or reading pointless things. 