Firsts, Lasts and Randoms Survey!

08/08/2011

Just saw this survey pop up on the main page, so naturally I have to steal it and do it myself

The very firsts:

Who was your first kiss? French? Alex (ugh) regular on the lips: this boy Paul in kindergarten

Who was your first sexual partner? Depends on what you call "sexual partner", Alan for intercourse at 16, Alex for anything else (ew.. yeah I still can't believe I ever did anything with that kid.)

What was your first word? No clue, but I'm sure it was food related

When and where did you first learn about sex? According to my mom I was asking where babies came from since I could speak. And then I got a book at like 9. I was a very horny child.

If a girl, when was your first period? 13th birthday!

If a boy, when was your first erection? n/a

Who was your first celebrity crush? Ricky Martin. I think I realized I had sexual attraction towards anything when I saw him dance.

How did you and your #1 meet? Don't have a #1 I guess. Unless we're talking about Justin. Met him through my ex bf in high school.

First depressing/emotional event in your life? My parents separating when I was 12

What band was your first favorite? Spice girls

Who was your first friend on myspace/facebook, whatever? Thom. Duh. He's everyone's friend.


The last things you happened to do:

Where did your last kiss take place? My bed.

What was the last thing you threw in the garbage? Make-up remover wipe.

When was the last time you washed your face? Half an hour ago

Are you and your best friend better off as lovers? haha I don't know about "better off" but I'd say it's working out pretty swell.

Do you only want the best wishes for your ex? No. --Just being honest.

Have you ever really worn a little black dress? Yes, I love em. Esp ones that show off my boobies

What's the color of the hair on your arms? Blondish

What do you think when someone tells you to "be classy"? That I'm a drunk sloppy mess.

What do you think of when you hear the word "pussy"? Depends on the situation. I generally don't like the word, unless I'm calling someone a pussy cause they're being a little bitch about something.

Quick, what's the first word that comes to mind when i say "curly"? .. let's not go there.

Have you ever literally had the breath knocked out of you? Yes. It sucked.

What are you gonna do tomorrow? Work, and hopefully have lots of sex. NOT AT THE SAME TIME!

When does school start for you (if still in school)? September

Did you ever think about dropping out of school? No.

How many websites do you have open right now? only 2 actually! That's pretty unusual.

Do you like sausage? Love it. Sexual innuendo intended.

Or tacos? Also. Sexual innuendo NOT indented (though I've never been with a girl before, so maybe it's a little premature for me to judge)

How's your hair right now? In a pony tail.

What would you do if a zombie wandered into the room you're in right now? Grap my guns and KILL THEM! Haha actually I would probably pee myself and get eaten.

What would you do if your best friend punched you in the liver? Slap him in the face.

Do you pass gas a lot? Not an unusual amount...

Or are you more of a burper? Actually I've really toned that down. I used to burp a lot.

If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? I'm actually not hungry! But I'd say McDonald's.

Do you set your clocks a little ahead so you wont be late? Sometimes

Do you have an alarm clock? On my phone

If so, what does it play when it wakes you up? Final Fantasy IV Theme

I gotta ask, what's your fave song at the moment? Err, so many to choose from.. but I've been listening to Cannibal by Kesha a lot.

Look at your feet. What do you see? Pink toenails

If you could have sex with anyone in the world right now, who would it be? Hmm.. celebrities included... haha you know? I'd still say Justin. Don't ever tell him that. (like you know him )

OK That's all for me being bored!! I love doing survey's anyway! TTYL