7th night... not what I was expecting at all but it was a thoughtful gift.
A variety pack of flavored tea.
Tomorrow I will be off to my second favorite place to be, for a night.
My mom, older brother and I are going to foxwoods casino. (it was my gift from night two)
Hopefully my gambling luck stays with me and I take home lots of money.
I can't believe I didnt post any of my favorite chanukah songs. well, this song came up in conversations so ...
Kyle from South park
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
'cause there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Latkes..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hey-hach-dol-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I'd be merry but i'm Hebrew
on christmas
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas. |
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Well I am glad that though you started with me during the wild phase, you're willing to stick around for the tame me :o) I am still the wild freak in bed, I just want to save that for when I meet the right person. I'm tired of every single guy on the
street trying to hump me mentally, especially gross old me! yuck lol I want to take the time to let myself be more than that, because I did limit myself just to sex and partying and fun times. I will definitely continue to write all those things here
for sure, I just plan to add more of the "homemaker" stuff to the other page.