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Beyond Belief
by A RedSox Fan

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Would you trust a blind man with a gun?

04/30/2011

From my FB

Jonathan: A week from today I'll be visiting Lisa and Devin, capturing stadium #17 "deep in the heart of Texas" on my trip and who knows what other trouble Lisa will get me into. As long as I dont end up in jail or with a tattoo, I'm good.
Today at 10:44am ·

Lisa: I can promise no tattoos...not so sure on the jail part...bring bail money just in case!!
today at 11:53AM
my uncle Joe: Do not drink and drive !

Lisa: Jonathan's the DD...so we are ok there too

Ellen: Joe, I think the drinking will enhance his driving abilities!

(8 hours later...)


Lisa: Hey do you wanna go shoot some weapons while you are here?

Jonathan: You're crazy!
First you let me drive a humvee
and now you want me to shoot weapons?
hmm it's intreaguing . Can I say "maybe"?

Lisa: I like to be first...and everybody shoots weapons in TX...so its a must!!

Jonathan: I said I'll do anything as long as I dont get arrested and whind up with tattoos. You are still crazy.
I LOVE YOU...LET'S DO IT!

Lisa: Its on like donkey kong...I'll make the arrangements...the driving of the hummer. Was suppose to be a private thing...lmao!! Your parents are gonna kill me!!

Jonathan: oh pa-lease! besides, my parents dont have fb.
And ... "what happens in tx, stays in tx" ok?

Lisa: Lmao!! This isn't Vegas!! But we could end up there!! Hahaha
No matter what we will have fun!! Giggles...glad you are up for anything

UPDATE 5-2-11 9pm

Lisa: The range is all set for Saturday afternoon Good times!!

Jonathan: awesome! I'm excited to find out what other crazy things we can come up with to do while I'm there. Honestly, I wish I was there for longer and been thinking about it for a while. But I'm sure we're make the most of the time I am there.

John: Make sure to block you ears at the range and close your eyes when you fire the gun.

Jonathan: Could it blind me?... I'll just shut my hearing aides off.

Lisa: Weirdo...you will be fine! I can't wait!! Did you tell your parents? Giggles

Jonathan: HELL NO! lol

Lisa Lmao...tell them after!! Haha that is always a good plan!

Jonathan: I want to come back to visit you in tx again...lol

Lisa: Giggles



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Holy crap LOL Sounds like you're in for some crazy times!!

[»Scarlett's Mommy«|0 likes] [|reply]

lmoa! Sounds like you're gonna have a lot of fun.

[already gone.Star|0 likes] [|reply]

Hahahahaha nice

[»Scarlett's Mommy«|0 likes] [|reply]

hahahaha you're going to have a great time!

[Kate.Monster|0 likes] [|reply]

OMFG that IS how we roll in the Tee Exx!

[Panoramic Prism|0 likes] [|reply]

Lmao @ will it blind me! Hahaha you're too funny

[»Scarlett's Mommy«|0 likes] [|reply]

The gun is going to knock you on your ass the first time. Just be prepared for you to hit yourself in the face from the kick-back. lol

[Panoramic Prism|0 likes] [|reply]

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