SO.
Bahahahaha.
My dumbass wakes and bakes damn near EVERY morning and for some reason, I thought today was Saturday so I just take my time getting up and everything because it's Saturday, you can totally get aaway with that kind of shit because you don't have work.
So I just make my bowl of Lucky Charms and take another toke of my joint while I'm watching tv. All of the sudden, my heart skips a beat. I'M LIKE WHERE ARE MY CARTOONS!! WTF!! So I look on every channel, nothing, so I'm like fuck it at this point and decide to just watch the news.
I HEAR TODAY'S WEATHER. WTF.
Tomorrow's weather is expected to be at 69 degrees which is mostly sunny
IT SHOWS THE FUCKING 5 DAY FORECAST and it shows that today is Thursday.
I spit out myfucking Lucky Charms, get my ass in the shower, and
run down to work.
HAHAHAHA. My boss is just standing there and laughing.
I apologized and he said not to worry. I decided to stay a few hours later
tonight to make up for my lack of knowledge this morning which he said
was totally fine =)
BUT FUCK MAN, what a rush! I'm still hella lit, too =')
Oh and I went to go see HORRIBLE BOSSES last night
with Trent and his girlfriend Chloe!!
FUCKING FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!
I love all the one liners in that movie. I seriously thought it was just gonna be a funny movie but fuck it was so much more than that!!
Anyways, I better get back to work just had to tell you guys about my stupidity this morning!!!
bahahahhaa
Hope you guys have a great day today
and don't forget that today is Thursday July 28th 
SMH |
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