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begin.
Again, Compatible People instead of eHarmony. But the sites are practically identical. 
Okay, so I wanted to talk to this Ryan fellow on Compatible People. 
Really, I just wanted to see what he thought of the site. I was going to be all outright "I'm totally 15 dude. You're pissed, I'm sure. How do you like the site? Is it worth it as long as you don't get pricks like me?" However, this site is totally "IF YOU WANT TO DO ANYTHING, GODAMMIT, YOU GOTSTA PAY!"
So, I was pretty Fuck You towards this site. Apparently, I get one free icebreaker. Great, I can send this guy my email! No. It's from a multiple choice list. ;-;
Okay. I'll send an icebreaker (I did; "Let's chat!" or something similarly corny and generic) to get his attention, then change my about me answers to my email address with "TO RYAN, NC:" before it.
Funniest idea ever. I then get this email:
Chris,
In order to help our customers have a safe and successful experience, Compatible Partners routinely reviews information posted to user profiles. During the registration process, you agreed to our terms and conditions, which limit the type of information that can be posted. During a recent review of your profile, information containing e-mail or web addresses was removed in accordance with our terms and conditions.
The following content has been removed from your profile:
Ryan from NC: bladaus@gmail.com
We recommend that you edit your profile at your earliest convenience. Please review our Terms and Conditions for more information on Posting and Communication Restrictions. A link to this information has been provided below.
http://www.compatiblepartners.net/toc.html
Sincerely,
Customer Care
Compatible Partners
HAHAHAHA.
(BTW: You can email that address, but it's pretty much junk. It's a fake name I made, Blake Adaus, with all kinds of fake info so only the IP is linked to me. It's where I send my email from people I know nothing about. Very useful for Omegle! )
Then, fifteen fucking minutes later, I get this email:
"Compatible Partners Match Requests Communication"
Ryan from Laurinburg, United States wants to get to know you better!
LOL! So, either this is faked by the site (since I can't see pics or anything defining), or this guy got my icebreaker and liked me back! Hahahaha. He even asked five questions from that stupid list they provide. It's like the Dating Game (gameshow). Sadly, it would basically cost me $60 to email this guy just so I get a pissed off email telling me not to troll dating sites.
RAWR. 
Oh well. Good thing I'm not into dating sites, right? hahahahahend. | | |
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