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Often Found Lurking In Soup
by Lunar Sea

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No Excuse To Be Fat

04/15/2009

It has occurred to me that in theory I now have an excuse for being fat. I'm one of those people who can blame it on a medical condition. When you read those entries about how fat people are disgusting and someone yells, 'Hey, not all fat people are lazy, some have hormonal imbalances!', that's me. I'm in the category of people whose metabolism is slowed owing to circumstances entirely beyond my control.

It's such a shame, really. I'm not fat. And I have an excuse and everything.

For some reason, this really amuses me. I know in reality I'm probably just lucky it's been caught before I turned into a whale, but still amuses me.

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Although I have been putting on weight recently. It's frustrating. Mirtazapine has increased my appetite but not made me feel any better, so I'm hungry and lazy. Which means it's much easier to snack than to convince myself to sort out decent food.

Missed my doctor's appointment today. I was pretty furious with myself. It has not been a good or easy day by any standards.

Speaking of which, I'm really hungry... Might go make a sandwich. I have an excuse, after all.

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i didnt know there was such a thing as metabolism being unable to be controlled

[.Krisstah.Star|0 likes] [|reply]

Isnt that you thyroid....?

[~alex|0 likes] [|reply]


HAHA - I WAS ABOUT TO SAY 'GOSH, YOU'RE NOT A FATTY, ARE YOU?' BUT THEN YOU SAID YOU'RE NOT. WHAT NAUGHTY CONDITION DO YOU HAVE? UNDERACTIVE THYROID? PRADER WILLI? (YES, I KNOW IT'S HIGHLY UNLIKELY TO BE PRADER WILLI, BUT I JUST FIND IT SO FUN TO SAY THAT, YO! WILLI!)
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