clearly, i am awesome haha.
Josh: a week from today, I get to smack your ass 28 times, right? please say yes.
me: you can, you know, if you're not that attached to your nuts.
Josh: what if I offer you my girl?
Lauren: you're pimping me out now? awesome.
me: hey, pimping is the highest form of flattery.
Josh: you see, that, is why we are friends. *high fives me*
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love the hair! 
I would love to be able to pull of the short hair. I can't. You can. 