sometimes i wish i was a boy

Sometimes I wish I was a guy. As a girl we tend to draw things out unnecessarily which just leads to more complex situations. Thank god I actually have two really good friends that i work with! So im at work and my bestie walks up and just goes off about this other girl that we work with that was being a total bitch yesterday, talking behind my back and all. Thanks to my bestie who had my back...i wasnt even there to defend myself! that's how low these people are! so they're all standing around talking about me and how (according to this one girl) i couldn't be seen with a certain guy. so they're talking about couples i suppose? umm hello? im married?! and fuck everything else, why would i even want to be with that guy? he's dumb as rocks and has no personality and his breath stinks beyond belief! (sorry, im not going to be nice anymore) so my besite says something like "so you're sayin she isnt cute?" (i love my bestie...always has my back!) of course this girl denies it (like i care?) and says that's not what she was saying. so since im not on this nice run, let's brag about me for a moment. i'm smaller (weight size) than she is. i just got a full ride scholarship halfway across the country...she's stuck in hell hole to nowhere. i am cute...i sure as hell don't want to be her! my husband and i are happy...she's stuck with some guy that already has a kid and has now knocked her up twice.
ok back on track. so you're talking all this shit about me behind my back but then cant seem to muster up the guts to say it to my face? what a two faced coward! so i went and took it into writing. i messaged her on facebook and said that she was no friend of mine blah blah blah. that girl can kiss my ass goodbye! find someone new to talk trash about because you obviously have nothing else better to do than that. but you know of course the talk is still going to be about me and how mean i was (forgive me for not shedding a tear)....but ya know, here's a quarter, call someone who give a fucking damn!