I'm not sure if this will give me a front row seat in hell but I did it and well it got me out of a weird and totally uncomfortable situation so I figure it's okay. Our admin assistant at work thinks I'm terrible for doing this and Jamie thinks it's hysterical as does John. We'll see what others think.
First of all, if you're not aware by now this is my Goddaughter Haylee. Jamie I swiped this from your bookface account.
Isn't she cute? She totally rocks me and Johns world. Apparently she also rocks the world of Jamie and Matt. It's like she is their daughter or something. Anyway, what I did involves her. Well...a picture of her.
I was in the underground mall near my place of work. This place is awesome as it has everything a business person could need such as a food court, drug store, shoe repair place, a tailor, a Hallmark, a office supply place and three different banks. Well I ran over there last week on my lunch break to mail a package. As I was entering the drug store I noticed someone out of the corner of my eye. It was a guy I had always thought was a little creepy and a little weird in high school. My friends felt bad for him sometimes. We were never mean to him but we weren't his friends either. He had friends but year he was weird and creepy. He use to corner me while trying to cross the street when I was walking home to talk to me. He used weird chat up lines that weren't really even that flattering. He also started a rumour that his best friend was stalking me...yeah great friend. Anyway...moving on...I really hoped he hadn't seen me or recognized me. I have changed enough in appearance from high school that some people aren't sure it's me. The biggest thing is I wear glasses now whereas I didn't in high school.
He saw me. He followed me into the drug store and was calling my name. The conversation went as follows. I won't give you his name as that would be mean.
Him: T!!
Me: Excuse me?
Him: You're T! We went to school together.
Me: I think you have me confused with someone else. *hopes this works*
Him: Nope I'm pretty sure you're T. You were friends with Andrew and Elissa and Pam.
Me: *thinks damnit* I was. And you are again? *pretends to be confused.*
Him: K**** remember!? We had drama class together and I think we were in the same grad 10 math class.
Me: Oh yeah. How are you!?
Him: I'm good. You and I should you know go out sometime. We never got a chance to do that in high school.
Me: Yeah sorry can't I'm married.
Him: Oh really?
Me: Yup *shows him the ring*
Him: Well we can still go out sometime.
Me: *panic setting in* Yeah we can't. I have a little one at home. Life keeps me busy.
Him: You do?!
Me: *still panicing* Yup I do. See. *pulls out Haylees Santa picture from wallet* Her name is Haylee she's just over a year.
Him: Oh.
Me: Yup.
Him: Well it was nice seeing you again.
Me: Yup.
Him: Maybe I'll see you around.
Me: Maybe
*K leaves.*
I'm a terrible person. But I paniced. And really it was easy to pass her off as mine as it's a small picture and she's about to cry in it as it's a Santa picture.
This guy made me so uncomfortable in high school. I really didn't like him. In the tenth grade he told everyone he was going to ask me out begging on his hands and knees in the cafeteria. Yeah, creepy. Haylee saved her godmothers ass and she doesn't even know it. I owe her big!