Spitting In General:
Spitting is a natural thing, yeah, but what about all those damn fools who think it cool to spit for fun? Like, what is the deal with spitting? What sort of pleasure do people get from spitting constantly? Do they enjoy dry mouths and dirty looks? Is that it? Obviously it can't be, but maybe they're just attention-seekers and do it to get a reaction out of people. And, oh my goodness, what about the people who don't bother brushing their teeth or have just eaten something that'll leave a color behind? It's enough to make me want to puke. Honestly, it just turns my stomach into a pit of acid. Oh and, even more gross, when there's something left in their mouth... And they fucking spit it out. What. The. Hell. Is. Your. Problem. Man? It's fucking nasty. Even my GIRL cousin walks around spitting like she's chewing on fucking bleach sticks.
To Make Matters Worse:
Dip, or, in a smarter matter, chewing tobacco. First of all, it's gross enough that people smoke, but now chewing tobacco is a thing just because it's easier to get? What the hell is wrong with this world? And, added to that, it's completely unhealthy. It makes you age faster, gives you wrinkles and bad breath, rots your teeth and gums, and only God knows what fucking else. So, to that, they fucking spit the shit out in bottles. ...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?... And they fucking think it's a cool thing to do! It's not. It's gross. Just fucking gross. It doesn't make you look cool and it doesn't make girls (or guys) want to fuck you. Sorry, but no. It doesn't fucking work that way. It's disgusting. I cannot say that enough. And don't fucking post that shit on Instagram. Nobody wants to see your puckered lips with shit seeping out of your mouth, or the remains left in a fucking Mountain Dew bottle.
Seriously, y'all are some fucked up mother fuckers. |
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