shake ya booty....don't ask me...i must be on crack right....hell to the no. ok so i'm talking all freaking weird but thats just cause i just got off the phone with my 16 yr old cuz who I swear is all cracked in the head. Did we really talk like that? I mean when she sends me messages on facebook and stuff her E's are 3's and her ph's are f's. I'm like whoa hold up...did they skip english and just teach you text message jargon?? And she's like jargon? WTF is that? I was like WTF? You're not supposed to say fuck. And she's like I didn't say fuck, I said WTF. I was like oh hell. Then she said boredz hitz me up with planz bitzh. All i could think was i was all of a sudden transported to a different time period where all the c's and s's became z's. They she started typing some crazy shit that didn't make any sense at all and i was like Rissa could you please speak english, you know the language you were born to speak. And she's like WTF doez u think Im speakin? I was like hell if I know but I'm sure somewhere in there I should have slapped you. She laughs and says I'm getting old. OLD??? I'm 23. I know how to speak in text message jargon, I do that shit all the time. I also know how to speak in bullshit and let me tell you she was spewing it all over the damn place. I wanted to call 911 and get her some help, or maybe 411 and get her the number to my old english teacher. Or when she types sometimes she MaKeS EvErYoThEr LeTtEr JuSt LiKe ThIs. I'm like hold up, let me try to read that again. If She Doesn't Do That She Does This Where She Makes Every Word With A Capital. Thats not half as bad but if you only knew how long it takes me to type a sentence like that, she can do it in lightning speed.
Damn I'm horny. Just in case anyone cares I really want to get laid. I'm really looking to do someone, not something but someONE. I'd love a casual relationship where I get to fuck the guy or girl more then once before he or she decides to find someone new. That would just be fucking dandy. |
Loading...