"Adult Questions" | 06/08/2009 |
Boop!
Adult Questions - Don't Be a Pussy
Don't be a pussy, and don't say "maybe" say the truth or just don't do it - that simple!
(1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with?
My boyfriend!
(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Gosh, all the time! There is no "certain time".
(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope.
(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
Shower!
(6) Mexican girls or Chinese guys?
Chinese guys since I'm not into girls.
(7) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
More aggressive but not overly aggressive!
(8) Do you love someone in your friends list?
I love everyone on my friends.
(9) Love or Money?
Money right now, I have love!
(10) Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
(11) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
I have best friends.
(12) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
Right now I'd rather camp. I just want to get away.
(13) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back of a car. While my parents were driving.
(14) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
To support a family member.
(15) Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep.
(16) Ever been to a bar?
Yeah
(17) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
(18) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
He didn't have to carry me! He thought it was fun. And it was. Until he fell.
(19) Had sex in a movie theater?
Ugh, tried that on Saturday with no success.
(20) Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep
(21) Have you ever had sex at work?
Not at my work but at his.
(22) Ever been to an adult store?
Yeah
(23) Bought something from an adult store?
Yep.
(25) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yeah but they're safe.
(26) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
YES!
(27) Where is the question then?
In my pants, I guess.
(28) Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Bored people?!
(29) Did you answer all these questions correctly?
I answered them honestly...
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RYC: Thank you. 
He's 6-days-old now.
Heh, i thought that title required sarcastic quotes around it too 
which is why i titled it something else