What year was it five years before you were born?
1983
What holiday is closest to your birthday?
Mother's Day.
If you named a band after your birth-month and your pet, what would it be?
May Oliver
Who is your 9th contact in your phone?
Ahhhhhh.
Have you had your birthday yet this year?
Yes 
Why did you go to the doctor the last time you went?
He looked in my vagina with a microscope. Yum.
How old will you be in 5 years?
27!
How about in 20 years?
22.
Where was the last place you went?
Grocery store.
Do you have a twin?
Nope
What was the last movie you watched?
Dear John.
Are you afraid of shots?
No, but I'm not a fan either.
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
1 is teal, the other 3 are gray.
How many letters are in your middle name?:
Four
Is your last name longer than 6 letters long?
Nope.
If you were in an accident, would you rather lose a hand or an ear?
An ear.
Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?
I've had purple highlights.
If a gorilla and a horse had a baby, what would the new creature be called?
Vomit.
Does anyone call you baby?
Yes.
Regular Cheetos or hot?
Depends on my mood. Usually hot.
How's your heart lately?
Amazing <3
Favorite fruit?
Strawberries, bananas, pineapple, mango.
Are you scared of spiders?
If it's on me, yes. Or if it's bigger than a quarter.
Do you have a piercing?
Ears & belly.
Are you pregnant?
I am
If someone doesn't like you, its usually because...?
*shrug*
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
When it's raining...
How long does it take for you to take a shower?
Anywhere from 10-30 minutes.
Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?
Usually just two best friends.
Ever bit someone else’s tongue?
Yes.
Whose birthday is coming up?
According to my calendar... Jay's.
Do you like roller coasters?
LOVE.
Do you have a tattoo?
Three.
What is wrong with you right now?
I am really warm and sore. Part of pregnancy, I guess.
What was the last movie you went to?
Sex & The City 2.
Do you care what others think about you?
Not really.
Do think you'll be married in 10 years?
The plan is in 3 1/2 years.
Are you afraid of the dark?
Not really.
Do you like your life at the moment?
I do.
Where were you last night?
In bed, tossing & turning.
What kind of shirt are you wearing?
Tank top.
How late did you stay up last night?
I got in bed at 9... I fell asleep around 3am.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes.
Did you ever lose a best friend?
Not to death, but other things.
What are you afraid of the most?
I had a good answer for this question, then my computer pissed me off and I forgot.
When's the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
I want to punch my computer now...
Do you have a crush on someone?
Boyfriend 
When is your birthday?
11 May
What are you doing tonight?
Sleeping, after this child calms down.
Describe life in one word:
Hot.
What happened at 10:00 am today?
Fuck if I know, I was sleeping.
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