If you need to borrow money who is the first person you would call?
My dad.
Have you ever won a lottery prize?
I've won a few scratch tickets...
When was the last time you slept in a sleeping bag?
Probably a week or two ago. In the living room.
What flavor Doritos are your favorite?
Eh. I guess just the regular ones?
It's 11:00 on Friday night, where are you and what are you doing?
All Fridays are differents. This past Friday I was sleeping in bed with a stomach ache. The Friday before I was at a party.
Have you ever used a gas station bathroom?
Yeah.
What's on the floor of your car right now?
Pine needles.
Do you know anyone with brown hair and brown eyes?
...Yes? Is that uncommon?
What year did you graduate?
Technically 2007.
What do you miss the most about high school?
Spirit!!
Are you where you thought you'd be at this point in your life?
Kind of. I knew I'd be working, but I didn't think I'd be so happy.
Do you rent anything on a monthly basis?
Movies? Digital cable?
Did you have any missed calls or text messages when you woke up this morning?
Nope!
If you want the perfect birthday cake do you make it yourself or order it?
I don't care about the "perfect birthday cake".
What flavor pudding do you like?
Chocolate, like normal people.
Do you send out Christmas cards every year?
Negative. When I move I will. Okay, no, I probably won't.
What do you do for fun in your town?
There are lots of fun things to do here! It's a big city!
When was the last time you talked to your #4 friend on Myspace?
KRYSTALLLLLLLLLL called me yesterday.
Is there anything you envy about the opposite sex?
They don't have periods.
Do you have any clothing in your closet more than 8 years old?
I highly doubt it.
Do you build sand castles at the beach?
Frick yes!
If you're in a hurry do you speed?
I speed when I'm not in a hurry. Is that wrong?
What has been your greatest memory from summer so far?
So far? What season are you trapped in? It's not summer here, bitch!
Is there anyone who calls you collect?
Negative.
Have you ever cheated while playing a game with someone?
Flip cup rules!
Have you ever made your parent's cry?
I'm sure I have.
Ever think about what people would say at your funeral?
...no! But it better be something hilarious or I will slap them from hell!
If someone were to throw you a surprise birthday party with all your favorite things as the theme what would those things be?
They would know.
What do you do to get motivated?
I listen to upbeat music.
Do you take someone of something for granted?
I'm sure I do, but I try not to. I think I'm taking my time in Washington for granted.
What is something you never leave the house without?
CLOTHES!
Has anyone ever pressed charges against you?
NO.
Pick a lyric that you think relates to your life;
"Gimme that!"
When was the last time you were disappointed?
A few nights ago.
Have you lost faith and hope in someone you once admired or cared about?
At some point in time, of course.
When was the last time you laughed at something stupid?
Just now when my boss almost fell on his face. Bwahahaha.
Who do you laugh with the most?
Alyssa, for sure.
Are you smiling right now?
I was half smiling. Until you asked me this question. Then I stopped.
Do you prefer apple or orange juice?
ORANGE.
What's your take on "puppy love"?
It's real, and it's there!
Do you live on a one way street?
No, but I live on an unmarked dead end. TAKE THAT!
If you needed a ride right now who would you ask?
...myself? Or my wife?
Do you have any old calendars in your house?
YES!
How many decks of playing cards would you say you have?
I have one. It's pink 
Is there anything naughty in your bedroom?
...besides me?
Do you know anyone who needs to come out of the closet?
My best friend! But someday he will.
Have you ever stayed up all night long playing video games?
...HALO!
Ever stood someone up?
I might have?
When was the last time you took the bus or railway?
Freaking forever ago. Probably... 6 years?
Ever been stung by a bee?
Yes.
Have you ever gotten an animal drunk?
...no.
Do you speed up when you see pedestrians?
...Sometimes!
Do you always cross at the cross walks?
NO.
Whats on the walls in the room you're in right now?
Everything.
If your bf/gf cheated would you forgive them?
Forgive, never forget. & I'd NEVER take him back.
Do you know anyone who was on a gameshow?
YEAH! APRIL!
Who did you go out to dinner with last?
OUT? Nick.
Does chlorine in pools bother your eyes?
No ma'amsir.
Is there someone you talk to on the phone every single day?
Jonathan.
Do you have a favorite disney character?
Marvin the Martian!
When was the last time you slept with all your clothes on?
It's been a while.
Are you expecting or hoping for a telephone call right now?
Jon's supposed to call me soon.
Do you have a rocking chair or recliner in your home?
Recliner, f'sho.
Do you drink whole milk, skim, 1% or 2%?
ALL of the above, plus soy!
Can you skip stones?
I can.
What do you plan to do for the rest of the day or tomorrow?
It's a workday! So I'm working until 3pm. Then I'll vacuum out my car.
Do you make excuses when you don't want to do something?
No... I just say I don't want to do it. My friends know I'm an asshole.
Have you ever taken any online courses?
YES... but I hated them.
What should you be doing?
Working!
Do you eat the stems of broccolli?
Of course.
Gold or silver?
White gold!
What will you do after this survey?
Go to Starbucks to get some coffee... I have a tough job, I know. |
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