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Can't you see? It's not me you're dying for. (explicit)

02/16/2010

Here it is. As promised. The girl version of unabridged, uncensored sex tips. So guys....

1. As contributed by a friend, don't lick the clit straight on. go at it from the sides.

2. For the love of god don't ask "Is it in?". This one should be self-explanatory.

3.Do not bite the clit. Just don't. Unless its by request.

4.Do not drip sweat on the girl. If you're getting too sweaty and tired, slow it down or be on bottom. Or just take a break. there's no law against mid-sex cigarettes, and I'm a big fan of them personally.

5. Do not just try to receive oral through the entire thing. Even if it does just feel that damn good, there are other people's feelings to consider.

6.For the love of god don't just go at it missionary and finish after five minutes. That makes you a douche, and you can safely assume any orgasm other than yours until this point has been faked. If you're almost there and it hasn't been that long, slow down. there's no shame in that. There is shame aplenty, however, in having to admit that you're already finished that soon.

7. Don't ask "So what are we now?" afterward. If the girl doesn't ask, it means she probably just wants sex and that's all.

8. Do not say "let me" and finish yourself off, even if the girl is involved somehow. It's rude, and she'll feel inadequate.

9. Don't just stick it in and barely move. That's no good for anyone.

10. Tongues and fingertips work wonders.


Any I left out, feel free to contribute.

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this.. is hilarious. well said

[Evidence Of Joy|0 likes] [|reply]

Ha.. and another thing, as a female, I'd like to add..

If it WORKS, don't try to change it to something else just to 'spice it up'.. especially if it's oral or your hand or whatever. If we're enjoying it, don't try to switch your technique, or add a finger, or take one away, or whatever. It can really screw it up for us and whatever we were building up to, we'll lose!

[StephanieStar|0 likes] [|reply]

6) Iunno...It depends, are you the kind of guy how can only handle once? If we just get one go, then yes, let's tease you for as long as we can manage. But sometimes, it's really nice to get a quick blow out of the way, so we can take a nice leisurely half hour working up to the next one. The guy coming is only terrible if he's shot after he's blown. Some of my favourite sex has the guy coming, and then keeping hammering at me with his hand, or mouth, or something, and then coming back after he's recovered. Serious hot. Phew!

[a little one|0 likes] [|reply]

Be vocal! Tell us that you like what we're doing, or you don't like it, but be vocal! We're not mind readers, and neither are you.
D

[Oprah NoodlemantraStar|0 likes] [|reply]

I like the list!

[Money TalksStar|0 likes] [|reply]

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