Things people are afraid to talk about from the point of view of a severely abnormal boy.-
Pooping-
We all do it, and I hate to break the news, but you can't come out of a ten minute journey to the bathroom and convince everyone you had to pee that badly.
Racism-
I believe the everyone is equal. Equal in all aspects. Don't punish someone for their skin color, but don't reward them for it either.
Abortion-
If you're the victim of rape and can't take care of the baby, or if having the baby would kill you, then its your choice, and your consequences are your own to endure. But if you simply decided to have sex carelessly, don't punish the child for your ignorance or lack of concern.
Gay Marriage-
it's whatever. But don't pretend marriage is some sacred vow that shouldn't be "tarnished" when straight men are banging their secretary while their wife is at home cooking dinner, and vice versa, on an almost constant basis. Marriage isn't sacred for anyone anymore, and gay people have as much of a right to screw themselves over as the rest of us.
Politics-
Our president is doing a horrible job and steering the country toward communism and everyone ignores it because they're afraid they'll appear racist if they show anything but support for the first black president. I think it's about time we had a black president. I also feel, however, that a president is capable of fucking up the country no matter their race or nationality, and our current one is doing so flawlessly.
Obesity-
Let people be fat, man. I have a bit of a beer belly, and I really don't give a fuck. Stop trying to force salads and tofu down everyone's throat and just let people be people. I don't like having sex with skinny girls, personally. They seem so...fragile.
Sex while pregnant-
No sir. If I was sitting in my living room and a giant penis came through my wall I'd be a little offset. Let's show unborn babies the same respect.
Marijuana-
Do you have any idea how expensive "authorized" antidepressants are? Fuck, man. I can spend twenty bucks and be set for a week. And it works better. I can't remember ever being depressed about SHIT while I was high. The fact of the matter is, while it sounds like a justification, some people are better off smoking weed. I'm one of them. Some problems are too deep and too close to the surface simultaneously to wait for that "accumulative effect" bullshit to kick in.
Crack-
Get the fuck out of here. I can't think of one good thing that results from smoking crack. Not even sure why I put this.
Religion-
Oh shit. Here's a good one. Call me crazy, but I can't believe anything that can't be experienced with at least one of senses, especially with so much evidence to the contrary. I'm gonna cut it short there, simply because I don't have time to respond to a slew of "you're wrong" comments. lol. Then by the time I'm done, I'm having the same argument with seven different people and getting bored with the subject.
Prayer in schools-
No expression of beliefs should ever be illegal. Nor, however, should it be manditory.
Old people-
Start issuing manditory yearly driver's license re-tests and psyche evals every year after 70. period.
That's all I got for now. But feel free to suggest topics to discus.
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Hahaha your crack bit made me laugh out loud. Excellent. I agree one hundred percent about the prayer thing in school. Seriously, huge waste of time, especially when it's at a public school. Gah religion is the only widely accepted cult...I can't believe the amount of people who think that it's anything other than that.
i agree
on old people.
RyC: Thank you. Yes, Id rather only worry about 1 person at a time, instead of juggling 2 guys. 
That's freakin awesome! Have you seen the second one yet? I was so mad when they didn't play it in the theatre by my house, but I heard it was really good.
