Twincest

01/30/2010

"Ooo, I was just talking about youuuu."
"What? With whom?"
"My cousin." Sarah's 16 year old cousin came over the other day because he'd just come out of the closet and Luke wanted to chat to him (he's known Sarah most of their lives and has met the cousin in question a few times, but not since he was 12 and they were 22), or to have a "big gay party" as he put it. So, he came over and we had a great ol' time. Sarah had just got off the phone with him when I walked out of the shower.
"Oh yeah? What did you say?"
"I asked how he liked hanging out with you and Luke. He said it was really fun and you were really cute."
"What, me and Luke or just me?"
"You and Luke. But he said you were less intimidating than Luke because Luke was all fatherly and you were more at his level."
"Hey I'm all kinds of fatherly!!! I gave him a whole lecture on safe sex!!"
"Yeah, I was there. It was very informative."
"I'd like to give him a physical demonstration...."
"You're such a slut."
"You love it. When's he coming over again?" *winks*
"With you around? NEVER."
"Awww. Party pooper."

...A sixteen year old boy felt that I was "at his level". What the fuck does that mean? It doesn't sound good, lol.

By the way, ok, sixteen year olds are usually off limits but hellooo he's an emo kid, that's just too cute. But yeah, Sarah's cousin, so no. I hate not getting my own way (when it comes to sex), it makes me grumpy. ... OMFG you know what would be even kinkier? If instead of being Sarah's cousin, he were Luke's cousin, and we had a threeway, and omfg. Cousin incest is just as hot as twincest, which, by the way, is the hottest illegal thing in the world (I presume it's illegal... is it?). I'm totally going to fantasize over that one (and possibly ask Luke if he has any cute, younger cousins that we could seduce, but he'll probably look at me like I'm insane hehehehe).