Typical

03/20/2009

My God.... I can't write this. It happens, and happens to me all the time.

At work the guys I work with wonder what the hell it is that I do to lure women. Perhaps my problem is, is that I think I'm the average joe. Before long I'm told I'm not.

So there I was.

At Bucca's with Sean and Mark just having a few drinks. As soon as I sit down I realize that a girl is sitting across the bar that I've seen before. She's cute, and was the time before. We've made eye contact and she's taken off. I'm not one to chase someone. It's not my deal. And I let that one go that afternoon. Before long that very girl is sitting next to me. She isn't there flirting, she's talking shit, just trying to get a reaction out of me. I ignore her to an extent but my boys are wondering what the hell is going on. As I told them, I didn't invite it.... she just showed up and kicked things off.

Before long she's hitting on me and I'm blowing her off. I came there to shoot the shit with my boys. And then they left. They felt that post break up I should hit up this hottie who is throwing it at me. And I guess that's the problem. I didn't ask for anything, she just kicked it out to me. But then again looking back on everything that's the way it's been for me. I haven't had to hit on anyone, they've always come to me. And this was no exception to the rule.

Talking to Sean and Mark I could say one thing. When she started talking to me she brought up the previous evening. She told me she had seen me the night before but wanted to let me know that this evening it was her birthday. Excellent ploy.

Anyways from there we hung out, went to another bar and she gave me her number asking if I'd be around for her actual birthday. How could I say no? She's a white girl with a black ass. Best of all? The girl has wit and can talk as much if not more smack than I can.

Meeting women this way? Well it's just that... typical.