-'I quite like women in a sad, baffled way! But can we get a grip? Out of a workforce of five, at any given moment one will be having pre-menstrual tension, one's panicking because she's not, someone's having a hot flash and someone else is having a nervous breakdown because her HRT patch has fallen in the minestrone'-

-Tony-*Dinnerladies*

-Childhood is short, while maturity is forever-

-Calvin- *Calvin & Hobbes*

-In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious-

-Schrodinger's Moggy explained- *Lords & Ladies, Terry Pratchett*

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DateTitle

10/23/2009I'm Panicking! I'm Panicking Because I Am So Stupid!

10/23/2009What the Hell is Wrong With Me?

10/22/2009A Question Over Body Fat

10/22/2009Who'd Ever Thought That Too Little Carbohydrates And Calories Would Be My Problem?

10/22/2009Who Puts a Pin Over My Fitness Coach? Who?

10/19/2009One Mistake And Now It's Assumed I'm Unreliable

10/19/2009Clothes Won't Be the Reason Why I'm Losing Weight.

10/19/2009I Did It! I'm No Longer Obese!

10/18/2009The Jabs. The Looks. The Soft Put-Me-Downs. It's All There. Again.

10/18/2009Been Passed Over Again. I Don't Know How Much More Of This I Can Take

03/25/2009Agh! Need Tech Help Again. Please.

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When the world was quite new, the Wise Creators decided that unlike the other creatures, humankind needed a Quest to discover the purpose of this Earth journey. The other creatures, winged and four-footed, tree and stones, knew with their essence the purpose of their being, but humankind was more and yet less clever.

-Let us hide the answer at the bottom of the ocean- said the whale, Lord of the Swimming Creatures.

-No, they will fish the oceans dry- the others replied.

-'Let's put it on the moon- the owl, Guardian of the Creatures of the night suggested.

-No, they will reach that and before long desecrate it- the others said.

The little mouse, Lady of the Timid Creatures, who understood secrecy best of all whispered, -Let's put it inside of them; they will never look there-

(Excerpt from Casandra Easons' Version)




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