-'I quite like women in a sad, baffled way! But can we get a grip? Out of a workforce of five, at any given moment one will be having pre-menstrual tension, one's panicking because she's not, someone's having a hot flash and someone else is having a nervous breakdown because her HRT patch has fallen in the minestrone'-

-Tony-*Dinnerladies*

-Childhood is short, while maturity is forever-

-Calvin- *Calvin & Hobbes*

-In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious-

-Schrodinger's Moggy explained- *Lords & Ladies, Terry Pratchett*

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DateTitle

12/29/2010No Wonder Our Shop is Downhill All the Way...

12/28/2010I Won't Be Sorry That's Christmas Is Over...

11/25/2010Cut of Minimum Wage

11/19/2010Quite a Few to Go

11/02/2010No More

10/20/2010Back-Up Diaries Alternative Suggestions...

10/20/2010Dear Me...

10/18/2010It's So Dark In Here

10/18/2010I Have to Be Honest...

10/05/2010So Tired That Everything Around Me Looks Like It's Shifting

10/04/2010There Is Light to Be Found Every Day

09/25/2010(shifts eyes side to side) Still Alive. I Think.

08/25/2010It's Been Too Long...

07/14/2010I'd Like To Say...

07/12/2010Where Is It Now?

06/30/2010Kitty's Sick...

06/27/2010And It's Gone..

06/27/2010I Do Not Understand...

06/25/2010Appeal To All Layout Experts

06/18/2010My Poor Kitty

06/17/2010So, Looking For Somewhere New...

06/17/2010That's It...

06/08/2010I'm Here. Still.

06/01/2010Ready to Go Back, Now. Need to Be Productive, Again.

05/30/2010Breathe, And Be the Bigger Person

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When the world was quite new, the Wise Creators decided that unlike the other creatures, humankind needed a Quest to discover the purpose of this Earth journey. The other creatures, winged and four-footed, tree and stones, knew with their essence the purpose of their being, but humankind was more and yet less clever.

-Let us hide the answer at the bottom of the ocean- said the whale, Lord of the Swimming Creatures.

-No, they will fish the oceans dry- the others replied.

-'Let's put it on the moon- the owl, Guardian of the Creatures of the night suggested.

-No, they will reach that and before long desecrate it- the others said.

The little mouse, Lady of the Timid Creatures, who understood secrecy best of all whispered, -Let's put it inside of them; they will never look there-

(Excerpt from Casandra Easons' Version)




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